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4×4 Camping Trip

Mike was attending his 4X4 club’s monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn’t make the camping trip scheduled for the next  day because his wife wouldn’t let him go.

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from  his fellow 4X4 friends Mike left to go back home to his  wife. When Mike’s friends started arriving to set up camp  the next day, who should be there but Mike sitting up in  front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp oven  roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.

"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go  Mike?"

"I  didn’t have to" was Mike’s reply.  "When I left the meeting  I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to  drown my sorrows.  Then my wife snuck up behind me and  covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’!"

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a  beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me  into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever  you want."

"So  here I  am!"

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