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A Man on a Beach

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been fucked?"

The fellow said "No".

She said, "You will be when the tide comes in.

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