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A New Zealander in Amsterdam

Dave, a young New Zealand tourist on his first visit to Amsterdam, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The Madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the Madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, " No!" and quickly walks away. The Madam is surprised that this ordinary-looking young man has seemingly asked for something so outrageous that two of her prettiest girls will have nothing to do with it. She decides that obviously only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do.

Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn’t seem likely that at her stage of her career anything would surprise her.

So the Madam sends her over to the young New Zealand client and watches for the response. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, PAL", smacks him across the face as hard as she can; and then literally runs away! The Madam is by now absolutely intrigued. She has seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn’t done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she did it for many years before she got into management and believes she can remember a bit about what to do. She’s also sure she has said yes at one time or another to everything a man could possibly ask for. The challenge is irresistible. She just has to find out what this seemingly innocent looking man has wanted that has made her girls so angry. And she also sees the chance she can’t pass up to show off to her employees how good she used to be at what they now do under her supervision.

So she goes over to Dave and says that she’s the best in the house and she, herself, is available. Her girls stop their entertaining and watch with great interest. She sits down with Dave and talks with him, spending the time to really discover more about the man within.. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit, drink a little, and eventually she sits in his lap. And then Dave leans forward and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in New Zealand dollars?"

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