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A Woman and a Baby

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examination room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor entered, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed", she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, " No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came."

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