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An Italian, a Frenchman and a Sri Lankan

An Italian, a Frenchman and a Sri Lankan were drinking at a bar discussing what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Sri Lankan says: That’s nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter then made love and I made her scream for two consecutive hours ."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked the Sri Lankan, "Two hours, phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

"I wiped my hands on the curtains."

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