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An Old Man at the Mall

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.

He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked over, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What’s the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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