The Blond in Coach
A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the
coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the
first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much
larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The
flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in
The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit
here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the
captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that
her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going
to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the
cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he
has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then
goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot,
and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight
attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot
what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to