Bob and the Potato

Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Garge the lifeguard for advice.

"It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old bloke.

They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos – about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them. I’m telling ya man…you’ll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Bob hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So Bob went back to Garge the lifeguard and asked him, "What’s wrong now?"

"Lard-Tunderin by!" said Garge, "the potato goes in the front!"

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