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Condom Sponsors

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

  •  Nike Condoms: Just do it
  •  Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
  •  Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
  •  Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
  •  Optus Condoms: Yes!
  •  KFC Condoms: Finger lickin’ good
  •  M&Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
  •  Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going…..
  •  Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can’t stop
  •  Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the spirit
  •  Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
  •  Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum (available in Tasmania only)
  •  Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
  •  VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I’ve got one now
  •  Swan Lager Condoms: They said you’d never make it…..
  •  Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek – (target gay market)
  •  Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
  •  Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together
  •  Quicken Condoms: Quicken. Easy.
  •  McDonald’s Condoms: Things that make you go hmm………

The following brands would probably not sell very well…

  •  Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider
  •  AFL Condoms: I’d like to see that
  •  Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year…
  •  Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you
  •  TAC Condoms: Speed kills
  •  Nobby’s Condoms: Nibble Nobby’s Nuts
  •  Bolle Condoms: Put ’em on your face
  •  Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
  •  Aussie Home Loans Condoms: We’ll save you

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