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Dalton McGuinty’s Chauffeur

Dalton McGuinty was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.

Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. McGuinty says to the chauffeur: ‘You get out and check, you were driving.’

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer,’ says McGuinty.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

‘My god, what happened to you?’ asks McGuinty.

The chauffeur replies: ‘When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.’

‘What on earth did you say to them?’ asks McGuinty.

‘I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, ‘I’m Dalton McGuinty’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the jackass"

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