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Four Worms

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

The first worm, in alcohol—dead.

Second worm, in cigarette smoke—dead.

Third worm, in sperm—dead.

Fourth worm, in soil—alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t get worms.

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