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Honey, Could You Fix the Light?

A guy is slobbing at home watching the football when his girl interrupts: "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway It’s been flickering for weeks."

He looks at her and says angrily: "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a General Electric logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so."

"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close properly."

He says: "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse on my forehead? I don’t think so."

"Fine!" she screams: "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."

"I’m not a bloody carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I’ve got Mitre 10 written on my forehead? I don’t think so.

I’ve had enough of this, I’m going to the pub! He drinks for a couple of hours then starts to feel guilty about the way he treated his girl and decides to go home and help out. As he walks in, he notices that the steps are already fixed and the light is no longer flickering. He goes to get a beer and notices the fridge door is also fixed.

"Honey, how’d this all get fixed?"

She said: "When you left, I sat outside and cried. The nice young man across the street asked what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was bake him a cake or have sex with him."

"So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" he asked.

She replied: "HELLO!!! …. Do you see Sarah Lee written on my forehead? I don’t think so!!"

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