A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don’t know anything about each other."
He said, "That’s all right, we’ll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married.
They went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. While they were lying by the pool one morning, he got up off of his towel, climbed the ten-meter board, and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, followed by three rotations in the jackknife position. When he straightened out, he cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and laid down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we’d learn more about each other as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps, she climbed back out and laid down on her towel, hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."