Senior Texting Code

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you…

ATD – At The Doctor’s

BFF – Best Friend Fell

BTW – Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM – Covered By Medicare

CUATSC – See You At The Senior Centre

DWI – Driving While Incontinent

FWB – Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

FYI – Found Your Insulin

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living On Lipitor

LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On

OMMR – On My Massage Recliner

OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL…CGU – Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get UP

SGGP – Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL – Talk To You Louder

WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA – Wet The Furniture Again

WTP – Where’s The Prunes?

WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

LMGA – Lost My Glasses Again

GLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

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