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She’s Single…

She’s single…

She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my family room.
 
I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door…

I rushed to open it.
 
She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!  Are you busy tonight?”
 
I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!”
 
Then she said, “Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"
 
It’s no fun getting old!!!

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