A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit.
The bear leans over to the bunny and says "Do you ever have problem of shit sticking to you fur"?
The bunny says "No"
So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his arse.
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. […]
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess,
"I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move […]