The Wedding Night

The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals – a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed – […]

A Man on a Beach

A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals. The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"

The man said, "Nothing, it’s just a bird, now go away!"

The man thought nothing […]

An Old Arch-Bishop

An old arch-bishop lay dying. He sent a message for Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the arch-bishop held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.

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Drunk

This bloke had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the bloke stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will […]

Lovers

Three women talk about their husband’s performance as lovers.

The first woman says, "My husband is a marriage counsellor, so he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and use leather sometimes."

The third woman shakes her […]

The Vegas Pro

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job […]

Where did “Piss Poor” come from?

This is mostly bunkum but it makes for a good read. _________________________________________

Where did "piss poor" come from?

If you’re young and hip, this is still interesting.

Us older people need to learn something new every day…

Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.

Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history.

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Aussie Bush Etiquette

I know that Aussie Bush Etiquette is recognised throughout the civilised world but we all need to be reminded from time to time. This may be of especial interest to my many dedicated UK readers, who will no doubt be greatly reassured by the knowledge that we are maintaining social etiquette out here in the […]

The Virgin

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the […]

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care) – Customer Review

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach […]