Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but a mixup in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places: the Pope goes to hell and Bill goes to heaven. After a couple of days they fix this problem and the Pope gets on the escalator to go to heaven and Bill […]
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
‘I’m not sure what to do,’ says the Devil. ‘you’re on my list, but I have no room for you. But since you definitely have to stay here, I am going to have to […]
Ten times when using the "f" word was probably acceptable —
10. "What the @#$% was that?"- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" – Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." – Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" – Picasso, 1926
It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for young Suzuki; "Patrick Henry, […]