Damn, He Can Drive

There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting.  He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonofabitch can drive", then spit. 

A man sits down next to him and asks […]