The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss’s car.

3. Any Man who brings a […]

Hi There, Good Lookin’

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin’. How’s it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, […]

The Skiing Trip

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I […]

The Midget with the Speech Impediment

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"

"That’s easy, he is a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he is looking for […]

Rules for Men

I’m not usually taken by these lists, but this one is an exception…

Men

Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat" Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. When you are queried by […]

The African Parrot

A guy walks into a pet store looking for a gift for his wife’s birthday. He looks all over and decides to leave when a voice in the back says, "Hey Buddy-C’mere!"  The man walks to the rear of the store and there sits a huge African parrot. About that time the manager walks over. […]

The Business Man and the Cab

A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino […]

The Mother in Law

This guy says to his buddy, "You’ll never believe what happened last night."

His buddy says, "Well then, tell me what happened."

The guy says, "Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch."

She said, "Can I stay here for a few […]