Monty Python’s Philosopher’s Song

I always wanted to know the words to Monty Python’s Philosopher’s Song. Here they are, forever on Grime:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a […]