How Many Women with PMS Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

One.

ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

Because no-one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb, that’s why.

They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS! Before they figured it OUT!. And once they […]

Three Daughters

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding she asked each one of them to write home and tell her about their married life.

The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a single message, "Maxwell Coffee". The Mother is confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it […]