Drunk

This bloke had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the bloke stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will […]

She’s Single…

She’s single…

She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my family room.   I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door…

I rushed to open it.   She looks at […]

Things that are Difficult to Say when you’re Drunk

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…

 Innovative  Preliminary  Proliferation  Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…

 Specificity  British Constitution  Passive-aggressive disorder  Transubstantiate

Things that are Absolutely Impossible to say when you’re drunk…

 Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.  Nope, no more booze for me.  Sorry, […]

The Attorney & the Drunk

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, "Well, it looks plastic."

Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels […]