A Large Wooden Horse

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!! IT IS EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE AND WILL OVERWRITE YOUR ENTIRE CITY! The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories tall. It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to […]

How Many Women with PMS Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

One.

ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

Because no-one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb, that’s why.

They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS! Before they figured it OUT!. And once they […]