Observations on a Female Driver

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and abused the woman. "Man, that guy […]

Men and Women

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME

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