The Lawyer, the Farmer and the Duck

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, […]

Milking the Cow

A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks the farmer,

‘Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?’

Farmer: ‘Some things you just can’t explain.’

Man: ‘So what happened that is so horrible?’

Farmer: ‘Well, if you must know, today I was sitting […]

The Perfect Woman

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met […]

Yodelling

There were two brothers who were national yodelling champions. One day their car broke down out in the middle of nowhere and they had to put up at a farmhouse. As fate would have it there was a beautiful farmer’s daughter at the house.

The two brothers had a way of communicating over several miles […]