A Norwegian and an Indian

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

"Look," he said, "let’s have a little game. I’ll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I’ll buy you a drink. If you can’t then […]

A Drink Of Water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:

"Da-ad…"

"What?"

"I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad…"

"WHAT?"

"I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have […]

The Head

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just "a head"! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 18 years, […]

Taking the Dog for a Walk

A little girl asks her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Her Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What does that mean?" asked the child.

"Go and ask your father. I think he is in the garage."

The little girl goes out to the […]

The Young Monk

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to […]

Peanuts

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig […]

The Vet

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.

We didn’t know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier, and we took her to […]

George Bush and the Queen

George Bush is visiting the Queen Elizabeth of England.

He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. "But how do I know the […]

Meyer’s Parrot

Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home along Delancy Street one day wishing something wonderful would happen in his life, when he passed a pet store and heard a squawking voice shouting out in Yiddish, "Quawwwwk…vus machts du?" (How’re ya doin’"Yeah, du." (Yeah, you.)

Meyer rubbed his eyes and ears. Couldn’t believe it. Perfect […]

The Little Indian Boy

A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for […]