The Wedding Night

The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals – a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed – […]

Dave Barry’s Colonoscopy Experience

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.  A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis .  Then […]

The Newlyweds

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I’ll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I’m […]


A women was pregnant with triplets. Anyway one day she goes into this bank. The bank is being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her belly!! Luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor. He says her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out, so 13 years later, […]