Health Questions and Answers

Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your […]

Honey, Could You Fix the Light?

A guy is slobbing at home watching the football when his girl interrupts: "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway It’s been flickering for weeks."

He looks at her and says angrily: "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a General Electric logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think […]