The Bedouin and the Ventriloquist

An American ventriloquist visiting Saudi Arabia walks Into a small village and sees a Bedouin (villager) sitting outside his tent patting his sheep dog. 

He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the Saudi  ‘Salaam, mind if I talk to your dog?’ 

Bedouin: ‘The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid […]

The Australian Ventriloquist

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: "G’day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?" New Zealander: "The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, […]