Little Johnny at Camp

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the […]

Tragedy

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So, George W. asked the class for an example of […]

Productive Salesmanship

The kids filed back into class Monday morning.

They were very excited. Their weekend homework was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold biscuits and I made $30," she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that […]

Productive Salesmanship

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and […]

Little Johnny and the new Baby

Little Johnnie’s neighbour had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

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Johnny and Jenny

Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in […]

Daddy and Aunt Jane

Little Johnny saw his dad’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I […]

Eggplant or Onion

A school teacher asks her class "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"

Little Johnny replies, "An eggplant."

"No, Johnny," says the teacher, "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren’t you"

"No, ma’am," Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with an eggplant?"

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Give Me a Story with a Moral

A teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: have their parents tell them a story with a moral. The next day the kids came to class, and one by one, told their stories. Kathy raised her hand first and said, "We live on a farm and we have hens that lay eggs for market. Once […]

Show and Tell

The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for "Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.  The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?  "I brought a Walkman." "And what is it for?" "You can listen to music with it!" "That’s nice Wendy. What did you bring Kenny?" "I […]