A “Phone Call”

A Husband and Wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a PHONE CALL so that the kids will not decode… One day they had a fight and wife stopped talking to the husband and they were talking to each other thru kids. The husband said to his son – […]

Holiday Inn

Recently I was checking my Superannuation account and thinking about retirement, as everyone does when they hit 45. I saw an article about nursing and retirement homes and the expenses. Then it hit me. No nursing home for me!

Here is my plan: I’m checking into the Holiday Inn.

With the average cost for […]

Little Golden Books That Didn’t Make It

You Are Different And That’s Bad The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Dad’s New Wife Robert Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence All Cats Go To Hell The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly That’s It, I’m Putting You Up […]

The Bar

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their professions:

The one guy says, "I’m a YUPPIE….ya know…Young, Urban Professional."

The second guy says, "I’m a DINK…ya know…Double Income, No Kids."

They asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied……"I’m a WIFE…ya know….Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."