A Husband and Wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a PHONE CALL so that the kids will not decode… One day they had a fight and wife stopped talking to the husband and they were talking to each other thru kids. The husband said to his son – […]
Recently I was checking my Superannuation account and thinking about retirement, as everyone does when they hit 45. I saw an article about nursing and retirement homes and the expenses. Then it hit me. No nursing home for me!
Here is my plan: I’m checking into the Holiday Inn.
With the average cost for […]
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their professions:
The one guy says, "I’m a YUPPIE….ya know…Young, Urban Professional."
The second guy says, "I’m a DINK…ya know…Double Income, No Kids."
They asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied……"I’m a WIFE…ya know….Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."