Little Golden Books That Didn’t Make It

You Are Different And That’s Bad The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Dad’s New Wife Robert Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence All Cats Go To Hell The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly That’s It, I’m Putting You Up […]

The Pager

Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil’ Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she’s REALLY FAT."

The […]

The Dishes

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike […]

Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess,

"I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move […]