The Newlyweds

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I’ll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I’m […]

The World’s Funniest Joke

LONDON (Reuters) – After a year of painstaking scientific research, the world’s funniest joke was revealed on Thursday.

In a project described as the largest-ever scientific study into humor, the British Association for the Advancement of Science asked Internet users around the world to submit their favorite jokes and rate the funniness of other people’s […]

The Mother in Law

This guy says to his buddy, "You’ll never believe what happened last night."

His buddy says, "Well then, tell me what happened."

The guy says, "Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch."

She said, "Can I stay here for a few […]

Carmen

Guy meets a girl in a bar and after talking for a few minutes he asks her name. She replies Carmen, and he says that’s one of his favourite names. He asks if her mother named her and she says that she actually changed her name to Carmen. When he asked why, she replied because […]