Boots

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen.

The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, little […]

Reggie, Tank and the Two Elderly Ladies

They told me the big black Lab’s name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I’d only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when […]

Jimmy

Jimmy is sitting at the bar talking at the barman.

You know people are funny *hic*

I spent 5 years building a boat. *hic* nobody ever called me jimmy the boat builder.

I spent 10 years building a bridge. […]

Ethel

Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – […]

Joe and the Dishes

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it.   The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.   He immediately buys it, […]

Yogi Bera at St Louis

"It is wonderful to be here in St. Louis and to visit the old neighborhood. I haven’t been back since the last time I was here. Everything looks the same, only different. Of course, things in the past are never as they used to be.

"Before I speak, I have something I’d like to say. […]

The Young Monk

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to […]

The Cowboy and the Yuppie

A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many […]

Onestone the Indian Brave

This is the story of Onestone, the Indian Brave.

This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any […]

Grandma and Grandpa

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following:

"We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida and now they live in a place with a […]