Aussie Bush Etiquette

I know that Aussie Bush Etiquette is recognised throughout the civilised world but we all need to be reminded from time to time. This may be of especial interest to my many dedicated UK readers, who will no doubt be greatly reassured by the knowledge that we are maintaining social etiquette out here in the […]

Abbott & Costello and the Computer

Costello Wants to buy a Computer from Abbott.

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Yes. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the names Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. […]