Very Punny

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool […]

Punographics

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl […]

Little Golden Books That Didn’t Make It

You Are Different And That’s Bad The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Dad’s New Wife Robert Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence All Cats Go To Hell The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly That’s It, I’m Putting You Up […]

How Many Women with PMS Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

One.

ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

Because no-one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb, that’s why.

They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS! Before they figured it OUT!. And once they […]