Prime Minister Rudd

Prime Minister of Australia, Kevin Rudd decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Canberra nursing home.

The Prime Minister begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn’t seem to notice him.

Sensing this, Prime Minister Rudd backtracks to the resident and asks, […]

To the Citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)   Her […]

International Security Levels

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all […]

George Bush and the Queen

George Bush is visiting the Queen Elizabeth of England.

He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. "But how do I know the […]

Suzuki, the Son of a Japanese Businessman

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for young Suzuki; "Patrick Henry, […]