The Hairdresser

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty.. You’re crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"

"We’re taking […]

Two Nuns Riding

Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome . One leans over to the other and says, "I’ve never come this way before." The other Nun whispers, "It’s the cobblestones."

Two Beggars in Rome

Two beggars are sitting near to each other on the main piazza in Rome. One has a cross in front of him. The other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes […]

Dopey

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven dwarfs," they get ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

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Dave Knows Everyone

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No drama boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So […]