The Australian Salesman

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"

The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo."

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.

His first day on the job was […]

Little Jacques

Little Jacques was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – – Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

Jacques was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and […]

The Amazing Scotsman

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.

A sign read: "Don’t Miss The Amazing Scotsman".

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.

There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.

Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.

Suddenly the […]

The Travelling Salesman

A travelling salesman is going through the country when his car breaks down. He goes to a nearby farmhouse and asks to use the phone.

The farmer tells him, "We ain’t got a phone, but I’m headin’ into town tomorrow an’ you kin spend the night here. O’ course you’ll have to sleep in the […]

A Sweatshirt or a Windbreaker?

A girl says to a salesman, "I’m not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."

He says, "Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"

A Lady Walks in to a BMW Dealership

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person […]

Three Salesmen

Three salesmen are on the way home from a sales conference when their car suddenly packs in. They walk to the nearest roadside inn and decide there and then that they’ll all just stay there for the night.

They walk up to the reception desk, and the first salesman says, "Three single rooms for the […]

The Headache

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is […]