Christmas

We had grandma for Christmas dinner ? Really, we had turkey !

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ? You get tinsel-itus !

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake Tarzipan !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone […]

Christmas and Hanukkah to Merge

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years.

While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost […]

A Tattoo with a Difference

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real […]