Shipwrecked Lawyers

The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.

One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can’t believe my eyes. There […]

A Man Watching TV

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, love?  Chicken, beef or lamb?"

He said, "I’d love chicken, thank you."

She replied, "Screw you. You’re having soup.. I was talking to the cat."

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Suzuki, the Son of a Japanese Businessman

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for young Suzuki; "Patrick Henry, […]

How Many Women with PMS Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

One.

ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

Because no-one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb, that’s why.

They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS! Before they figured it OUT!. And once they […]

The Screw

The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date. 

"Do you like to screw," he says. 

"Huh" replied the surprised first date. 

"My daughter she loves to screw and she’s good at it, you and her should go screw," carefully explained the father. 

Now very interested […]

Cyber Sex

Online computer users sometimes engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed via keyboards and shared through the Internet get pretty raunchy. This one, however, somehow misses the boat…

Dave (surname withheld) – Wellhung

Online Cyber Slut – Sweetheart

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing […]