Father and Young Son

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.

He gives the young boy three penny coins to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.

The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.

The boy coughs […]

The Old Prospector

An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.   The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger […]

Toxic Fart

I went to Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented ‘you’re definitely going to shit yourself’ road-kill chili. Tasty stuff, although hot to the point of being painful, which comes […]

Catholic Maths

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything… tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary […]

Dr. Epstein

Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan , where he quickly rose to the top of his field.

Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on […]

Little Matt and the Bike

For his birthday, Little Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $300,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Matt heading out the front door with […]

A Man, His Son and their Dog

A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar.

"Ow!"

"Ow!"

"Woof!"

Father and Son Hunting

A father and son went hunting together For the first time.

The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET I’ll be across the field."

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.

"What’s wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be […]

The Father and Son Cannibals

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there’s one."

"No," said the father. "There’s not enough meat on that […]

Suzuki, the Son of a Japanese Businessman

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for young Suzuki; "Patrick Henry, […]