Abbott & Costello and the Computer

Costello Wants to buy a Computer from Abbott.

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Yes. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the names Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. […]