While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and […]
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I […]
I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military.
As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions.
"Has anyone given you any packages that you didn’t pack yourself?" he asked.
I told him that my mother-in-law had given […]
Three engineers and three accountants were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an accountant. "Watch and you’ll see", answered an engineer. They all boarded […]