Nymphomaniac

A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport ‘s Terminal 5 for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo – she took the seat right beside him.   ‘Hello’, he […]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?"

The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it’s like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each […]

Business Trip or Vacation?

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she’s heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip […]

On a Plane

A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realises she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Anxious to […]

The Lone Ranger

Tonto and The Lone Ranger are riding across the prairie, when they are surrounded by 10,000 Comanche Indians. The Lone Ranger sets up in his saddle, looks around and says "Well Tonto, Looks like we’re surrounded!".

Tonto looks around and says "What’s this "WE" shit, white boy?"