Farting Loudly

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she […]

Christmas

We had grandma for Christmas dinner ? Really, we had turkey !

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ? You get tinsel-itus !

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake Tarzipan !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone […]

Three Blondes in Heaven

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter […]

3 Minute Management Course Training for 2008

Welcome to 3 Minute Management Course training for 2008   Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower as his wife is getting out, when the doorbell rings. She quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. She opens the door to Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob […]

Rudy the Cat and the Garbage Disposal Unit

This is the story of the night my ten-year-old cat, Rudy, got his head stuck in the garbage disposal. I knew at the time that the experience would be funny if the cat survived, so let me tell you right up front that he’s fine. Getting him out wasn’t easy, though, and the process included […]

Everything You Wanted to Know About Flatulence But Were Afraid to Ask

What makes flatulence stink?

The odour of flatulence comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulphide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulphur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of flatulence. The more sulphur-rich your diet, the more sulphides and mercaptans will be produced by the […]

Your 5 Corporate Lessons for Today

Lesson 1: Share critical information pertaining to Credit and Risk

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a […]

A Tattoo with a Difference

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real […]