The Pope in the Shower

The Pope was having a shower. Although he’s very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the air. ‘Hold on […]

The Train Set

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the fuck off now, cause we’re in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are […]

Studio Script Notes on “The Passion”

Very funny satirical script notes written by Steve Martin (aka Stan) in The New Yorker March 5th

From the New Yorker, The Back Page by Steve Martin


Dear Mel, We love, love the script! The ending works great. You’ll be getting a call from us to start […]

Three Daughters

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding she asked each one of them to write home and tell her about their married life.

The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a single message, "Maxwell Coffee". The Mother is confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it […]