Aussie Bush Etiquette

I know that Aussie Bush Etiquette is recognised throughout the civilised world but we all need to be reminded from time to time. This may be of especial interest to my many dedicated UK readers, who will no doubt be greatly reassured by the knowledge that we are maintaining social etiquette out here in the […]

Gifts for the Teacher

On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store  owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that […]

Will You Marry Me?

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl ‘Will you marry me?’  The girl said, ‘NO!’  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting, snowboarding, kayaking and played golf a lot and drank beer and wine and went to stripper bars a lot and had tons […]

The Hairdresser

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty.. You’re crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"

"We’re taking […]

What An Excellent Product You Have

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new […]

Singing the Blues

I’m not usually one for lists of this nature but this is a ripper…

Understanding the Blues and or wanting to become an instant success is all about telling a story – if you can’t sing – that’s a plus. Now let’s get started on your new career (don’t forget to leave your sunny disposition […]

Health Questions and Answers

Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your […]

The Beer Scooter

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought, "How on earth did I get home?" As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your home.

The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter.

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The Pope and the Rabbi

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the […]

The Taxidermist

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from up north.

The bartender says, "You ain’t from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I’m from Frankford Ontario."

The bartender asks […]