Finding Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me… and at this time of year we all could use a little …… calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace…….. the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to […]

Studio Script Notes on “The Passion”

Very funny satirical script notes written by Steve Martin (aka Stan) in The New Yorker March 5th

From the New Yorker, The Back Page by Steve Martin


Dear Mel, We love, love the script! The ending works great. You’ll be getting a call from us to start […]

Watch What You Eat

For those of you who watch what you eat… here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat […]

The Last Day of Kindergarten

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is–it’s some flowers!" "That’s right!" Shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a […]

Three Guys in a Bar

Three guys go into a bar: a guy from Dallas, a guy from San Francisco, and a guy from Boulder. They drank and got a little rowdy. Suddenly, completely without warning, the Texan grabbed a bottle of tequila, unscrewed the top, took a good swig, and threw the bottle into the air. He then jerked […]

How Yodelling Began

Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began?… Well, here ya’ go…. Back in the olden days, a man was travelling through Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching, and the man had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him […]

The Jewish Genie

Better late than never… An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the […]